Sick Day

1. Play with toys
2. Watch TV
3. Eat soup while laying on the couch
4. Constant attention from your mom
5. You get to stay home from school
6. Read comic books
7. Talk to your grandparents that come to visit you
8. Listen to your favorite music and dance around a bit
9. Rearrange all your stuffed animals
10. Relax

The above 10 things are a list of things you can do when you are granted a sick day when you are a child. You are granted this sick day after you have successfully shown your mother your sick face, she has felt your forehead and said "well.... you're kind of warm", and then confirmed your hope that you could stay home from school. Now I didn't try and play sick a lot when I was younger, but if I did have to stay home I usually was still capable of being a part of all 10 things listed above. Now, below is a list of things you can do when you get sick as an adult:

1. Be Bedridden
2. Think about the time you could stand up completely vertical.
3. Feel sick
4. Let work know you're not coming in
5. Feel sick
6. Cancel all your meetings
7. Feel sick
8. Feel sick
9. Feel sick of being sick
10. Be bedridden

So in conclusion and as you can see, it's much better to get sick as a child. Adults, don't get sick this season, after much evidence collecting and experimentation with illness I can now report that there are no benefits to it anymore.

Praying for health for all of you!