Story Time: Rescue Mission of the Majestic Beast

So if you have been following my latest story on Princess Sugarface you will know that while house sitting recently, the City, the SPCA, and the neighbors were all after her not even 24 hours from when she first started taking care of an elephant. After two days, she got a call letting her know the elephant had gotten out, had been captured and was waiting to be picked up in an elephant enclosure. And so now I shall tell you the events of day three:

Princess Sugarface finally tracked down the elephants original ringleader, got them to phone the elephant enclosure to give authorization to let her out, and then Princess Sugarface had the task of transporting the elephant from the enclosure to her home. What fun was had. Princess Sugarface underestimated how fortified the elephant enclosure would be and had to go through a series of fences just to get in, all while walking through a swampy mud pit. After trading all her gold and precious metals in she was given back the elephant. The elephant then also walked through the previously mentioned swampy mud pit and then INTO PRINCESS SUGARFACE'S CAR. Oh the horror that came upon Princess Sugarface's face, but yet she was able to mask said horror as she pretended to be ok with all that mud as the elephant enclosure lady looked on. Princess Sugarface hoped that the elephant would sit nicely on the floor of her car, containing the mud to one location. This did not happen. at all. The elephant, in her excitement, ran all over Princess Sugarface's car, passenger seat, drivers seat, between the two seats, the front dash, and on to Princess Sugarface herself. The Princess had a moment of frustration before she just began to laugh at the situation she had found herself in. On behalf of Princess Sugarface I now model her jacket for you:

Those are thumbs up, because who wouldn't want to wear a jacket decorated by the delicate steps of an elephant. If you would like to have your clothes uniquely decorated as well please let me know. Elephant footsteps will soon be taking over the tie dye world.